I remember you! You came to Scout's last birthday party with a bunch of other fellas from his company! How have you been doin'? Can you tell that boy to remember the lunch I pack for him? He needs more meat on his bones, like you!
Do not worry miss! I’ve taken to keeping after the boy like he’s my own son. Why, the other day he and I were discussing my head collection and he told me I inspire him to run a little faster every day! I’ll pass the message along and get him started on some good old, American Pushups.
Dezcribe your shovel to us, bitte. How important ist it to you?
This Mann co semi-combustible shovel is standard issue to all Apple Pie level American officers in service to Uncle Sam. It is twenty inches long fully extended and capable of snapping the jaw clean off a fully developed gorilla. It is my closest ally and single greatest love!
Wait i seen pictures of you and the engineer. They all you like the helmet team or something. I though you didnt like seeing your team mates slap peaches or whatever
Son, we live in a day and age where anyone can take a picture of nothing and use computers to make it look like any man screwing any man in the ass. Compound that with the fact that I am waging tireless battle alongside and against a French bastard that seems to want to destroy the rectum of any living creature he comes across. Animate or not.
((that, and from a character standpoint, having at least one of the ask blogs be straight makes for more interesting exchanges between them. You stare at a bunch of boxes, each a different shade of tan, and tell me it’s all that interesting.))